Riddle me this batman:
Riddler: What walks on 4 legs, then two legs, then three legs? Dr. Young: Easy. A Human being. As a baby it crawls on four legs, as an adult it walks on two and in later years it uses a cane. Riddle: *laughs* Good try. But the answer to all three is a baby. True, it crawls on all fours, but cut off its legs and it can only wiggle on two limbs. Give it a crutch and it can hobble around on three,...
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says “love thine...– Frank Sinatra
Another drink. Jackie D. just aint doin it for me…
i’m calming down significantly. need to just get a good night’s sleep…
women that lie to my fucking face. that stupid fucking bitch better hope that everything turns out ok, otherwise i’m gonna go to her fucking house, knock on her fucking door, and describe to her parents exactly what happened. That stupid fucking drunken-ass bitch.
House of the rising sun. Good luck finding this...
Enter darkness. Oblivion meet us and take us home. These are the days of our...– untitled lyrics(work in progress)
back when I had a steady girlfriend. When there was someone I loved. When i felt devoted to something. When i was sweet. I miss those days.
Death is a release from the impressions of sense, and from impulses that make us...– Marcus Aurelius
On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero– Chuck Palahniuk
changed my url
i am no longer Doug Dietert! hooray! less boring
I’m so tired I don’t know what to do, I’m so tired my mind is...– Paul McCartney
is quite literally
brushing his teeth with a bottle of jack.
hell yeah dubstep.
It’s too bad she won’t live! But then again, who does?– Blade Runner (1982)
If you know what the word “proletariat” means, do you know what that...– FNV: OWB, book depository
i want to
EAT AND DRINK EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE RIGH NOW!!!! woot caps lock!
The slate will soon be clean, i’ll erase the memories. To start again with...– Brian May, Queen
So i went to HEB today, and the cashier saw my cross necklace and asked me if i was christian, and i said “No, i’m just an avid supporter of crucifixion.” Lol
I’m sharing a drink i call lonliness, but its better than drinking alone.
Drag me down deep into the darkness of oblivion...
Then as it was, then again it will be An’ though the course may change...– Robert Plant
War is the common cry.
I’m waiting for the angels of avalon, waiting for the eastern glow. The sky is filled with good and bad, you mortals will never know.
I’m so tired I don’t know what to do I’m so tired my mind is...– Paul Mccartney
sucks. If anyone ever asks themselves, “should i sleep right now, or should i stay up for no discernable reason?” always choose sleep. ALWAYS.
A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is a...– John Lennon
New favorite song. The Rain Song by Led Zeppelin....