July 2012
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
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possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first...
isabelthespy:
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People can walk but not handsanitizers Because handsanitizers don’t have legs
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your-vagina:
Christian Bale just made a special trip to visit the victims of the Aurora shooting. Atheist Bale hasn’t been heard from at all. Christians: 1 Atheists: 0
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bucklesup:
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
louisdelgay:
if you are a lil unsure about your outfit just remember rupert grint went to his first premiere wearing this
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Watchjohnlock4lyfe:
me
hotbabysitter:
nonononononononono
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↖ wants to touch your butt
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styleswhore:
willow smith is 11 and she’s worth $4 million
i’m fifteen and i’m worth a piece of confetti at the olympics
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Watchkatpissnevernude:
babyminaj:
HELL TO THE MOTHA FUCKIN YA GIRL GET IT
#I FEEL ABOUT 100X GAYER AFTER THIS
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c4ught:
do you kiss your mom with that url
Watchmutilates:
Watchuwant.mp4
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mandylasers:
wow when it comes to romance I’m just
